Quick Naruto 529 “Breakdown.”
The following is an excerpt from a short conversation I had with a certain young man only minutes ago.
Certain young man: *says something stupid*
Pickles: “I’m not even going to comment on that.”
Certain young man: “But by not commenting, you’ve made a comment.”
Pickles: “Ok, I’m not going to give anything oral.”
Certain young man: “…”
And this is what I go through on a daily basis. Yet you wonder why I’m so fucked up.
Actually, you probably don’t.
I can’t get it out of my head. And it sucks because motivational songs make me sigh. They’re just like motivational tapes. Chances are, if you need a recording to assure you you’re a confident, sexy man, the only person that’s going to attend your best friend, Lily. She’s a cat.
I don’t remember what, but I’m pissed at something. Blame puberty. And usually when I’m like this, I like to have something to take it out on. That way, I have them feel like shit, so I don’t have to.
*skims through chapter*
Don’t worry, I’m not gonna rip on Kishi. Unfortunately, the one time I actually want him not to, he shells out a chapter that isn’t crap. I was kind of expecting this kind of climax (shut up.) Regardless, it didn’t make for very good discussion fodder, and I’m not just saying that because I have to be quick about this.
The chapter was very straightforward. It was all the teamwork. And if you need a definition, teamwork is defined as a coordinated, synchronized effort by various individual to fuck shit up. And that was it about the chapter.
Next up, I’m guessing we will be moving on to Gaara and Yoda. I’m really excited for this one, partly because I always enjoy watching Gaara fight. It’s something about his vacant expressions, I guess. Also, those other Kages look like they could definitely do some teamwork.
What I really want to see, though, are Naruto and Sasuke. I know, I know, but it’s just felt like such an overextended stretch since we saw Sasuke last.
Wow, seriously, what the f*ck is happening to me…
At any rate, I thought it was funny how Kishi could get away with plagiarizing the Bible with all those Ginkaku, Kinkazu inside the beast yarns. Then again, I guess he’ll get his on judgment day.
Until then, I guess the future is still hopeful for the next couple weeks. And maybe I’ll complement these chapters with actual breakdowns.
But if Kishi decides to pull rubbish out his ass, I have something to say to him.
The winner is…
Redbaron would have won if his caption read “Someone just got ‘Iron Tailed'” instead. Kuku…
Prospekt, how could I forget?