Naruto 518 & 519 Double Breakdown: Akatsuki gets sodomized. I said what what in the butt! I said what what in the butt! Demotivational poster inclusive. This has to be my shortest title in the past five months…
Wanna hear a funny story?
I’m still alive. 😀
As I type this my fingers may spontaneously crack and shatter into itty bitty bloody pieces. It’s just that fracking cold in this fracking country! BROOKLYN RAGE!!! But you know what the blazing chill and sparkly snowdrops mean…
I’d wish you compliments of the season, but I’m beginning to adopt Tralfamadorian philosophy. That means if you’re gonna have a shitty Christmas you’re gonna have a shitty Christmas.
And now that I’ve substantially jolted your spirits why don’t we get this show wayunder.
That right there was just about the gist of the one chapter: Team Rocket getting butt sexed. If I still had a shred of innocence left in my rotten soul, I’d probably feel at least a little awkward saying that. Alas, the chastity escapes me, kind of like how it escaped Deidara and co. as Omoi turned them into fried chicken. Of course Kankuro and Sai helped too, which all cumulated into what it is I loved so much about 518.
Kishi finally decides to pay heed to the incessant crying of the fanverse and allow them auxiliary characters some time in the sun. And it seems the past few months have been good on ’em too. It’s one of the few explanations I could think of to settle that one gnawing qualm: how it was almost too easy for them. The other? Zombies enjoy taking it in the a…ttic! Errr, yea, that’s right. The attic…>_>
I like the way Kankuro took charge and led his team to victory. The level of teamwork also made it seem as if they’d all been partners for at least longer than a handful of hours. Perhaps, even, their opponent’s sub-par performance can be owed an overload on Kabuto, controlling so many (very strong) shinobi at a time. Think of it as Sasori’s Red Secret Technique: Hyakki no Sōen. The fewer the amount of functional puppets at his disposal, the more concentration he could afford on each, which amounted to more power. And, of course, the same concept carries vice versa.
Still, nothing taken away from Shinobi’s expert performance back there. And if you didn’t like it, well that’s too bad. Because now Sai is coming for you…in the attic…
The following chapter then completely shifted the focus. At first, it begins with Kankuro practicing what he no doubt learned from Gaara, who takes it after Naruto, who is Jesus. None can resist the golden tongue of death! …Except maybe Sasuke…but he’s just emo like that.
But anyway, following Kabuto and Madara’s short mind wars comes the core of the chapter.
Not like anyone really needed it but I think what we have here is yet further testament to the badassery that is The Fourth Hokage. It’s honestly almost as if he could see the future. And, of course just one glance at the Kyuubi’s vomit was enough to develop a whole jutsu off of its base, which he passes on in hopes of the very thing that happens in this chapter.
I think it sucks how the battle of the fox and the boy still isn’t totally settled. In short I think all of the implications of Naruto’s Saiyan mode just plain blow. No shadow clones? F*ck that shit! All the same, it’s pretty cool how Naruto still has the capacity to turn full into the Kyuubi even though he hardly will ever, especially seeing as he seems to be able to access most of its powers in Saiyan mode anyway. And one of them in particular…
The Bijuu Bomb. Or at least that’s what it’s called. A massive concentration of energy, which, when released, effectuates a most deadly wave of unadulterated destruction. Could it be that jutsu? Given its background and history (did I just said the same thing twice?) it could very well be. The problem, however, is death.
But Naruto remember. If it’s chakra we’re afraid will dry cold, think back to the past: Sage Mode!
Hey, I can say these things.
Prospekt, how could I forget?