Bleach 429 – Kisu Breaks it Down, Prepare to Frown.
Since the Breakdown has only just been done (December 2nd), one may have been wondering if Kisu was either dead or on the run. Neither I say but the weight of Bleach’s foolishness weighed over a ton, so I was abstaining from it, like a nun. No that does not mean I “did” the manga, it just means I’m kickass like Ulquiorra’s Lanza (del Relampago). No not the lower Lanza get your minds out of the gutter, I swear your minds disgust me almost as much as butter. (It’s gross)
Hello one all, gather ’round as I stand tall and deliver this breakdown while I bang my head against the wall, because this chapter will either make you bawl or LAWL, depending on whether Bleach disgusts you or enthralls. Was this chapter epic, lame or just fine? Well you’ll have to read this Breakdown of mine. If you haven’t noticed by now then you’re Wonderweiss or blind, yes everything is in not-so-sublime rhyme, so this may be the worst Breakdown of all time. Now WRA form a single line, and lets us march to the shine of the Breakdown of Bleach chapter 429.
The initial pages are plugs for the Bleach movie, yes Kubo sneaks in plugs rather the opposite of smoothly, in fact I dare say it was uncouthly, but if I were in his position I’d be a heel of a lot more greedy. Anyway, the chapter begins with Ichigo and Ginjou talking not too lengthily, but the main thing is Ichigo still thinks he’s a tad too shifty, but he gives Ichigo a gift, shiny. We then cut to a later time with Ichigo and Yuzu, she shows him her test results, a 95 so they go “Yahoo!” He tells her to show their father as he would be most thrilled, but then he asks her where Isshin while being really chilled. Yuzu replies she doesnt know, which was Ichigo’s cue to go. But then they realize there’re more panels to be killed, so Yuzu reopens her mouth to let words be spilled. Ichigo asks what’s wrong, she says “Nah nothing” in more time than it would take to finish a game of Mahjong.
Ichigo goes to his room and ponders where the old man might be, and thinks of how easily he could find Isshin with his Shinigami powers with glee. Then it hits him in the face like poo flung by a monkey, he still misses his Shinigami powers like a lock might miss a key. Orihime knocks him up (lol) because she is selling bread, then she goes into his room and sits by his bed. Ichigo tells her he can’t possibly eat that much, which is a perfect time to continue the plot, but Kubo is in no rush (bastard). Ichigo asks her why she looks so tense, she replies she never thought he’d let her into his room (because he has no sense). Ichigo says it isn’t the first time she’s been there so its no big deal as you might guess, however many fangrils will now draw pictures with the two having hot, passionate -yes… Let’s continue, because such discussions currently aren’t on the menu. 😉
She then asks Ichigo if anything is amiss, she asks if he feels like he’s being stalked by anyone- screw this. They yap and yap and yap, while more Ichihime fans fap and fap and fap. Ichigo goes to give her a manga he borrowed, but we cut to Uryu outside, was Orihime being followed? Nope, they were both going to check on him but she arrived first so Uryu stops and thinks, perhaps Orihime could get him to talk, its not like he’s bright as a Shinx. But then he realizes this is Ichigo and it might be best to back him in a corner, but suddenly he sees someone walking who seems to have a spine disorder. The person either Shunpos, Sonidos or Hirenkyakus away, Uryu quickly gives chase to this intriguing new prey. Then due to Uryu’s observations we see the man is using none of the three speed techniques I presumed, but then he abruptly turns and knocks out Uryu, I assume. Just another new bad guy taking out Uryu (as usual) to prove himself and get his threat level fed, but I am not impressed as Uryu has lost a lot of cred.
We go back to Ichigo’s room to see him still contemplating his father’s location, but shouldn’t a 17 year old be thinking more about their graduation or what they’ll be doing on their summer vacation? Oh whatever, Kubo doesn’t know any better. He reaches into his bag and pulls out something Ginjou had given, but he hears a sound that was very close, shh listen. We then go back to Uryu to see that he’s lost a limb, but who cares since Orihime’s limb-healing powers are total win. Then its revealed that the thing Ichigo received was a card, and not good kind that goes with a Millenium Puzzle shard.
Well that’s bleach this week with finally some action, oh the anticipation. Really, there is none for me, because Uryu has a very minor injury. I’ll kick back and let time tell, if this will be good or if it will go to hell. I knew the Breakdown would be fail so don’t let your frustrations shout, since I did tell you what it was all about. Now excuse me as my way I go about, to once again become a drunken, hostile lout. Til next time, Kisu out.
Ps. Kisu is smiling