Bleach 428 – I’m a Monkey’s Uncle
*puts on spandex with a chicken image on the front, a tie and a red cape*
Yes my readers, after weeks and weeks of getting beat up by Bleach, today, I, Kisuzachi will bring bleach to justice.
*puts on mask*
From this moment forward I will be known as Cockma-…no…The Hen Ti-…no that’s not gonna work either… I’ve got it! Wait, no that’s just stupid.
*takes off costume*
Oh well, time to get my ass kicked again by Bleach…yay. Here’s this week’s AMV
This chapter didn’t suffer from too much panel wasting and didn’t have filler, but the story was still crawling. Ichigo, and us I mght add, still know nothing more than we did last week, except for Shinobu Aizen’s real name. Lots of color pages this week, they look cool. Anyway, without further ado, lets get it over with…yay.
The chapter starts with Ichigo and Shinobu Aizen talking about what they were last week. When Shinobu presses another of Ichigo’s giant red buttons, Unagiya interrupts and says they’ll take the photo and Shinobu should leave. Being the fine old chap he is, Shinobu says his goodbyes and walks out after telling Ichigo to head over to Urahara’s.
Shinobu walks out and sees two of his comrades, and they have a little conversation. The girl says he isn’t charming enough, but the old DeadpanSnarker says that Shinobu was charming enough to make them tag along with him, so Riruka tells him (Giriko) to shut up. Then suddenly Shinobu walks past both of them. Did he do Shunpo or was it Hirenkyaku? He tells them to be quiet because they can be heard from inside.
Jinta, Tessai and Ururu are doing what they usually do, that is, cheap slapstick unfunny comedy. To be honest, when Tessai said Lady Karin I was like “Whose Karin? Another new character this chapter? Damn.”, but it turned out to just be the Karin I’m supposed to know but never really cared about her character. Sorry Kubo, but she just isn’t likable. Yuzu is way better, at least I can remember her name >_>
So we head into Urahara’s room(?) I presume to see him with a hot cosplayer… oh its just Karin. Anyway, she takes some ghost stuff and asks Urahara if he wants money this time but he tells her he’s indebted to her brother so its on the house. He tells her she shouldn’t hesitate to ask for his help either. What surprises me here is that Karin knows Ichigo was a Shinigami, then again, she could always see ghosts as well. She says it doesn’t matter if Ichigo lost his powers or not, he was protecting everyone before he got them anyway and this time its her chance to protect him. She then leaves.
Around the corner is Ichigo, wondering why his sister was at Urahara’s (I always knew something was wrong with that Urahara guy). Shinobu shows up again and asks Ichigo what he knows about Urahara. Ichigo loses his cool for some reason and screams out that Urahara helped them (or was about to say that), but then Shinobu asks if he really thinks he knows anything about Urahara. He tells Ichigo to be careful and reveals his name, Kuugo Ginjou.
Anyhoo, I promise next week I’ll give you a better Breakdown.
Bleach Imaginary Chapter
First of all, THANK YOU KUBO! The return of the Octava Espada. Secondly, SCREW YOU KUBO! YOU JUST TROLLED SZAYEL! I’ve never felt such a strange mixture of ecstasy and disgust. But since its gonna show up in the anime next week, its Pein0avenue’s territory. Seriously though, why not troll Zommari? He got the least development so now one would give a crap if he got beat. Well, it seems the Espadas went to hell despite that gate not showing up. Oh whatever.