Bleach 426 – Awesomeness?
*looks at last week’s poll*
Hmm, so 97 people know where I live eh? I’m scared now O_O. OOOOh and it looks like 41 people now see the light, KISU IS AWESOMENESS INCARNATE! It also seems that 33 people would like to see me stop writing Bleach Breakdowns. Do you know what that means? IT MEANS ONLY 33 PEOPLE LIKE KISU! I can’t believe only 33 people don’t want Bleach to drive me crazy T_T
*cries until I faint*
* one of the 138 other people uses Revive on me and follows up with a Full Restore*
138 disembodied voices: “Now start writing the breakdown or we’ll give you a Macho Brace!”
Not that! Anything but exercise! T_T
Hello one and all. Welcome to Bleach Breakdown 426. Sadly, not much happened this chapter and the plot developments can be summed up in two sentences at most. In fact, I think I will (ha! you guys didn’t say it had to be a LONG breakdown). Now let me give it a go. Ichgio and Uryu beat up some thugs and then Ichigo’s boss arrives and kidnaps him. She and Ichigo have a little conversation then Shinobu Aizen shows up.
*starts to walk away*
*138 people use Mean Look*
Oh crap, now I’m stuck here. I guess I’ll have to do a real Breakdown then :(. If Pickles can straighten his act out, then I can do this breakdown… I hope. Well as I said before, nothing really happened this chapter, but Kubo did something this chapter that I thought he could never ever do again- he made me chuckle instead of frown. Yes this chapter had actual humor (though mostly slapstick) instead of the usual forced crud he tries to give us (Don Kanonji, seriously that guy is more annoying than he is funny >_>). What saved this chapter for me was Shinobu Aizen making an appearance at the end, and my does he look badass.
The chapter kicks off with Ichigo rushing in to stop Uryu from kicking too much ass (it is Ichigo’s manga after all >_>). Somehow that all leads to both of them beating up the bullies (these guys aren’t bullies, they’re murderers! As if High Schoolers are like that >_>) while arguing with each other. It seems Uryu is now working for Urahara-san and he’s the one that tells Uryu when to give a hand in wiping out the Hollows. Ichigo and him argue because Uryu’s been getting too into his new job.
As we all know, when a Hollow gets killed by a Zanpakuto they get purified and go to Soul Society, but when killed by a Quincy they’re soul is completely destroyed and this screws with the balance of souls. Then there’s the whole threat of Hollows eating Hollows in Hueco Mundo, which leads me to think that this is probably why souls have kids in Soul Society, to replace the souls that are lost from the Reincarnation cycle. Now I wonder what happens to Arrancar when they die, because remember, they’re still Hollows and only Aisslinger Wernarr, Demoura Zodd, Dordoni Alessandro Del Socaccio, Cirucci Sanderwicci, Rudobon, Ulquiorra Cifer, Baraggan Luisenbarn, and Wonderweiss Margela weren’t killed by a Shinigami’s Zanpakuto (the latter three got killed by Shinigami though). I’m sure you know what I’m getting at with this. What if when we go back to Soul Society we see Nnoitra and Harribel running around?
Anyway, back to the actual chapter. The bully that beat up Chad, because Chad wouldn’t fight back. He says stuff until he gets beat by Ichigo’s boss, Unagiya. She then ties him up and throws him in a van and drives him to her shop and then binds him to a chair (and a thousand fangirls squealed as they made bondage hentai out of this scene). The funniest thing this chapter was when her son entered the room and she changed from a kidnapper into hot mom (in front of Ichigo I might add, why do women keep being naked in front of this kid X_X) in a few seconds. So the kid leaves, she hits Ichigo, then Shinobu Aizen walks in, badassly. In fact, that moment was so badass I read the chapter three more times just to see it. He walks into the store and says “Want some Ramen”, BADASSSSSSSS. Ichigo gives him a mean look (no, not the move that’s keeping me here) and says its an eel shop (lol, no it isnt Ichigo). But knowing Kubo, this really wont amount to anything next chapter. There won’t be any hostility.
There, is that better you a-holes?
138 people use Hydro Cannon.
Looks like Kisu is blasting off again!
*uses Dues Ex Machina to survive the fall and laughs maniacally*
Now that I finally finished this Breakdown, it’s PARTY TIIIIIME!!!!!!!! Everybody dance!
In other Bleach-related news: There’s gonna be a special Bleach celebration in Japan this year… click here to read more.