Bleach 413 – Deicide 1… Who Cares Anymore?
*walks in with a cheap joke in hand, but does a Super Special Awesome Entrance first*
Hey how many Bleach characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Not many, but they’ll be doing it for 11 chapters. Get it!? No?… You people have no sense of humor *murmurs something about the joke being over 9000*. Welcome to another Bleach Breakdown. I recommend watching Death Note immediately after reading this Breakdown otherwise your gonna lose A LOT of I.Q. points 😀
Hahaha. I read the comments before I read the chapter and they crushed my expectations, but I gotta say, this is one of the best chapters in a while. Ever since Kanonji showed up two chapters ago, Kubo’s been trying really hard to make this funny, but he failed…until THIS CHAPTER! Mizuiro is awesome sauce x 9000 potato chips! So the chapter starts off the same way it ended last week, with Ichigo getting his ass kicked (off panel) and Isshin getting weaker. Then it heads back to Ichi’s friends who are running away from Aizen. Keigo and Tatsuki meet up with Chizuru and Mizuiro, let the hilarity ensue.
The groups has some funny exchanges among themselves. However, Mizuiro quickly proves he took 6 Courses in Badassery as he took a cellphone and some stun guns. This guy is one of my new favorites lol.
So anyway, while their all talking, Chizuru spaces out then asks them why they’re all as crazy as Naruto’s in love with Sasuke. Then they all get a deep, depressing look on their faces, but then suddenly, thy feel Aizen’s reiatsu and try to make a run for it, then Aizen-sama makes his Super Special Awesome Entrance and says a line that quite possibly made him even COOLER (“seriously, how CAN he get any cooler”, is what I was saying three weeks ago -_-‘)
But Mizuiro being as badass as he is this chapter just threw a bottle at him, and when that failed, the guy just throws a gas container and a lighter at Aizen, big Kaboom! But Aizen walks out unscathed and Keigo decides he wants to die there and gets ready to fight Aizen, only for Zennosuke (Afro-san) to stop him.
This is where the funny ends for me. What’s surprising here is that Zennosuke didn’t recognize Aizen, especially considering he was a Captain. That could only mean Afro-san is a very low level Shinigami (then how could he know Shikai?), a new recruit (still wouldn’t know Shikai), or just extremely stupid. Well, after his epic fails, Gin arrives. The interesting thing here is the text at the side of the page “A sense of discomfort between the two…!?”. This could only mean Gin is about to die.