Bleach Chapter 405 IS OUT + Double Bleach Breakdown Chapters 403-404! Just WTH is Aizen!? Well You Can Find Out Here. ~_~
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YOSH!! Ready for a short Double Bleach Breakdown!? Lol, well you’re in luck! xD I actually enjoyed these 2 latest chapters of Bleach thanks to plenty of action but all good things must come to an end. In other words I wonder how long this fight will drag on until somebody finds some kind of weak spot or summons forth some hidden move or power within themselves to save the day. Aizen will then have 2 options; retreat or death. Unfortunately, it’s looking like it’ll be the latter. Here’s hoping for a surprise ending *cough*Aizen wins*cough*. >_>
Last time we left off Urahara blocked the reitsu in Aizen’s wrists and exploded him from the inside. Booooommmm!!! To bad Aizen is Aizen and he can’t die by mere explosions of his own reitsu from inside his body. Urahara knows this and prepares to fight again.
Aizen appears from the smoke and flames and Ichigo sums up his new appearance “perfectly” and I mean “perfectly”! These were the exact thoughts I conjured up while thinking of Aizen’s appearance. Just WTF Aizen. >(~_~)>
Hmmm…I think Pickles summed Aizen up pretty nicely…
“The face, a sword, the perpetual wisecracks, a little Wacko Jacko…
Aizen is Deadpool!” (CaptainPickles)
Hell, maybe Kisu got it right!
“HEY GUYS! I know where Kubo got Aizen’s design from.
He did say he was a fan of Lady Gaga >_>” (Kisuzachi)
Ah, and Pumpkinbread gave a nice description of Aizen too.
“Why does Aizen look like a giant talking white condom. :/” (Pumpkinbread21)
Lol, yes that’s also perfect. 🙂 *kicks Aizen in his bland anonymous balls* -_-
Moving on, Aizen has truly surpassed himself and those before him now and of course with his new power comes a giant ass ego. Aizen just isn’t as cool as he was before. At least before he destroyed people without a moment’s hesitation. Cutting people down with one strike, using his shikai ability, replacing his body with some poor little girl’s just to escape an attack. Priceless! 😄 Now he’s all “Oooh, I’m too good to doge and hey I’ll even let you attack me and just defend!” I hope someone manages to get a surprise attack in and shove a zanpaktou up his ass for underestimating all of them. Even if he does has the room too. X_X
Urahara and Isshin are obliged to attack but Aizen just deflects them with ease strutting his superiority like a mother goose with brand new feathers.
But could it really be so easy? Nope, Urahara and Isshin were actually just setting Aizen up tying chains to pin him down for a surprise attack from Yoruichi. This strategy looks familiar. Come on Kakashi fans you know what I’m talking about. >_>
Yoruichi pins Aizen down and manages to pierce his exoskeleton thing and wails on him crumbling the city around her. Hot damn, sexiest beat down ever~!? O_@
Of course Aizen isn’t dead and starts to heal immediately. Doesn’t even look like it hurt. 😛 To bad Aizen just doesn’t crush them immediately. Oh no, he “plans” on to though. Oh jezz… *facepalms* ~_~
-Bleach 404 Breakdown Below-
Talk, talk, talk, WTF is he talking about!?
‘The number of ways you’ve come up with to defeat me shows how strong you are. Also, the amount of hope you have… So I must crush them one by one, now come up with your next move.’ (The chatbox Aizen)
Dammit Aizen, you’re purposely stalling just to show how strong you are and to decimate your opponents but the result is every typical badguy’s common mistake. You’re monologueing! You’re purposely giving your opponents numerous chances to come back and kick your ass. Knowing you can easily crush them now you refuse to make that simple move! Ah, whatever is coming your way you deserve it!
And of course Ichigo is just standing there with his mouth agape admiring Aizen’s stature and smooth back. Useless kid. ~_~ Ja I know, I know. I said I liked these two chapters but all I’ve done is complain. Bah, Aizen is just pissing me off. He’s lucky he’s Aizen or I’d hate the guy.
Besides that Yoruichi’s appearance, Urahara and Isshin’s double team, and Gin talking smack is quite entertaining.
Gin has always been a mystery, it seems he wants Ichigo to put up a good fight against Aizen before being inevitably taken down. At least he’ll go out as a warrior but since Ichigo is a being a little sissy girl and giving up already Gin gets pissed over Ichigo’s cowardice and decides to take him out himself. For all those thinking Gin is stronger than Aizen and is just waiting for the ride time to upsurp him think again. Gin is very loyal and respects, if not, fears Aizen’s power. Which is why he won’t let anyone interfere in his plans especially some coward.
Gin goes on the offense with his really, really fast extending and retracting bankai which proves useless against Ichigo because he just dodges it and puts on the new and improved vizard mask. Don’t worry you’ll get him one of these times Gin. ~_~
Meanwhile, Kira the Vice-Captain of the 3rd Division which Gin used to head and Matsumto a close friend of Gin, are recovering while Gin is fighting Ichgio. Didn’t Tousen have his Vice-Captain and a friend come to him too in this war? Will Gin fall under the same spell of friendship like Tousen did or is he about to show everybody why he’s Aizen’s right hand man?
That ends this week’s breakdown. Here’s a Bubble Contest for you all. Add a caption if you find it suitable. Comment, predict, and enjoy! 😀